Heyy Wdddp...Yes its Saturday Night and where am I?
Nope, I am not at a Pub or a Lounge or a Club where all I do is watch other characters(drowsy,drunk,buzzed,happy high,sober guys,girls,uncles,boys- looking-like-uncles, guys behaving and dressed like the ones as if in no time the spot light is gonna be on them and the DJ is going to 'screech' their names aloud. Oops! did i mention that only for guys...Sorry girls! Its anyways universally implied for you all when it comes to the topic relating to 'the centre of attention' syndrome.
Ok so now I have revealed to you'll what I actually do when I go to pubs and clubs. I only Chill.Yeah literally...holding a chilled beer and standing there like a spectator watching a golf game;where I suprizingly don't understand what God dammit thrill he/she gets by watching the player with his stick in the hand aiming for holes!(pun intended! ;-)
Alright, coming back to what I would usually do on a Saturday Night.Ummm! If you know me well or have spent time with me gulping the magic potion that temporarily liberates your soul(literally); which in it name says 'All -Cool - Ho'"..Yeah I made that word up :P....
But look at it in this sense; William Shakespeare said 'What is there in Name?' I tell him,' My friend there is a lot."
like if you ask "What is there in Lemonade? Its Lemon.
What is there in Cold Coffee? Its Coffee.
Now like a Dumwit don't answer me when I ask 'What is there in Old Monk?!"
So reading the above, by all means you might think that the obvious place I am on a Saturday night will be in a bar drinking and sinking! If you think the same then I must say you are outrightly wrong!
Because 'MSCDH' .......Now please don't think what 'MSCDH' means. NO, it is not an abbreviation of a Yash Raj banner or any crappy Bollywood movie which has a title, as long as a song.
MSCDH means Maine Sharab Chod Di Hai!...haha..What a joke!!! ;-) Yeah it is indeed U Bugger!
So here I am.... randomly blogging mind bogglingly!
PS: 'Mind Bogglingly' is not an English word so do not say it and act cool in front of your kids(in future/or if they exist now) because they will immediately question the accreditation of the school you were in.
Nope, I am not at a Pub or a Lounge or a Club where all I do is watch other characters(drowsy,drunk,buzzed,happy high,sober guys,girls,uncles,boys- looking-like-uncles, guys behaving and dressed like the ones as if in no time the spot light is gonna be on them and the DJ is going to 'screech' their names aloud. Oops! did i mention that only for guys...Sorry girls! Its anyways universally implied for you all when it comes to the topic relating to 'the centre of attention' syndrome.
Ok so now I have revealed to you'll what I actually do when I go to pubs and clubs. I only Chill.Yeah literally...holding a chilled beer and standing there like a spectator watching a golf game;where I suprizingly don't understand what God dammit thrill he/she gets by watching the player with his stick in the hand aiming for holes!(pun intended! ;-)
Alright, coming back to what I would usually do on a Saturday Night.Ummm! If you know me well or have spent time with me gulping the magic potion that temporarily liberates your soul(literally); which in it name says 'All -Cool - Ho'"..Yeah I made that word up :P....
But look at it in this sense; William Shakespeare said 'What is there in Name?' I tell him,' My friend there is a lot."
like if you ask "What is there in Lemonade? Its Lemon.
What is there in Cold Coffee? Its Coffee.
Now like a Dumwit don't answer me when I ask 'What is there in Old Monk?!"
So reading the above, by all means you might think that the obvious place I am on a Saturday night will be in a bar drinking and sinking! If you think the same then I must say you are outrightly wrong!
Because 'MSCDH' .......Now please don't think what 'MSCDH' means. NO, it is not an abbreviation of a Yash Raj banner or any crappy Bollywood movie which has a title, as long as a song.
MSCDH means Maine Sharab Chod Di Hai!...haha..What a joke!!! ;-) Yeah it is indeed U Bugger!
So here I am.... randomly blogging mind bogglingly!
PS: 'Mind Bogglingly' is not an English word so do not say it and act cool in front of your kids(in future/or if they exist now) because they will immediately question the accreditation of the school you were in.
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