Thursday, December 8, 2011

Andrew *Sigh*monds in Big Boss


Today, as my fingers were busy scampering on the remote control buttons, I stumbled upon Colors while it was airing Big Boss season 5. With a random mindset of just staring at the TV for no reason in my half-sleep mode, I decided to watch the entire episode. 

Ok Ok ! to be honest I wanted to catch a glimpse of Sunny Leonne in the house..Btw she does look cute man! *tsk tsk*

Ok ..now let’s shift focus from Sunny Leonne please and get back to what I am suppose to talk about. Andrew Symonds, the brawny Aussie cricketer is the latest entrant in the house. And the poor guy looked so out of place as if he was some Jaadoo from another planet who has landed amongst the humans. 

The lad cannot speak and understand Hindi and therefore can't talk with anyone as the general rule of the show is to communicate only in Hindi. For his rescue,an ex house inmate has been allocated as his translator who has re-entered the house.This will kind off also save the situation of Andrew misinterpreting other house inmates.What if someone knowingly/unknowingly utters 'Maa ki' in front of him...*laughs*  However, that translator chick seemed to endorse herself more than being a tongue and ear to Andrew. I suggest Bhajji should replace her and become Andrew's translator.

But look at the irony, the poor fellow is actually in a situation of a 'monkey' stuck in a cage amidst people where he can see, hear ,walk, eat but can’t communicate much with them.
*sigh*

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Slapstick Saga: Harvinder Singh – He’s got the Pawar!


So here’s the plot. You are the Union Agriculture Minister of the country and have just finished attending a function at the NDMC Centre in the capital city and heading your way out with the security escorting you. A belligerent young man makes his way through the crowd and out of the blue before the security guards could even sniff, lands a thunderous chamaaat on the Minister’s face. Shocking. Scorning. Amusing.

Harvinder Singh, an infuriated Surd did the impossible by slapping the Nationalist Congress chief, Mr.Sharad Pawar in public. This bizarre incident gave the news channels and the media the right kind of meat which they can deep fry, richly garnish and serve it as yet another entertainment snack on the platter.

I am quite sure, that the number of times the slap footage was played in loop on all TV channels would have come close to that of the footage of Dhoni’s World Cup winning hit at Wankhede. After all both are so synonymous. ‘Phataaaaak’!!

Even the hugely popular number ‘Kolaveri Di’ had it’s new version on internet  called ‘The Chamaat Song’ featuring Sharad Pawar feat Harvinder Singh…Below is the link for you to enjoy this hilarious piece


Nonetheless, I am sure that this gutsy Singh’s stunt though obnoxious have instilled a sense of pride to some extent in the heart of every Indian. For all the facts that we know,  Mr.Pawar got a share of his due, which he really deserves.

Well done Harvinder Singh, you actually demonstrated the true meaning of “Saada Haq,Ithe Rakh”..